I don't care what youse guys say, I like Wanda Hickey! I think those glasses made her look smart!
She was played by Roberta Wallach, daughter of the actor Eli Wallach. For those guys who, like me, still retain the same hormone levels as teenage Ralph, Schwartz, and Flick, Miss Wallach reveals more of her [ahem] charms than in "Phantom of the Open Hearth" in this beautiful and classy 1987 photo:
If only Ralphie's mother knew...she might not have encouraged Ralph wave to her as they took off for their summer vacation in Ollie Hopnoodles, and later encouraged him to take her to the prom!